Shocking transfer news
29th of September by "The born-again number 15"
The average
age of the young BSI team has sky rocketed by 623,4 % after Ian "Oupa"
Irving has decided to swap boat and play the rest of his career for
BSI. This is revealed the day after BRKs stunning 126 - 0 thrashing
of BSI.
Irving's experience and most importantly his sophisticated kicking game
would be instrumental in the up-coming games for BSI.
"We are certain that we would have won the game against BRK yesterday
if Mr. Irving had played for BSI and not BRK", says a BSI official
in a short comment.
"Our kicking game was the only thing that let us down yesterday.
Ian Irving can kick long balls, short balls, punt and he is the master
of the universe when it comes to up-and-unders. There is no doubt we
would have won the game with Ian in our side", says the second BSI
official in a longer comment.
THE third BSI official was not available for a comment yesterday.
Ian Irving is very excited about the move to BSI,"At this point in
my career I need new challenges and I am certain that a move to BSI
is the right thing to do".
"Oupa" also reflect on his maturity;"I feel like something in between
a french-cheese and a good red wine, both getting better as time goes
by"
Despite being a BRK player since before many of today's BSI players
where even born it appears that Ian's affection for BSI sticks deep.
"Both my pajamas and my toothbrush are yellow and black".
The BRK website wishes Ian the best of luck on his new adventure.
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