WHO IS MR 49-0 ???

A lot of members of the Bergen Rugby Klubb were curious to know who was behind the mysterious Mr 49-0 ?
Therefore they were allowed to send one question to Mr 49-0 to ask him what they want.
It's now time for Mr 49-0 to answer the questions. No doubt it's going to be a difficult task.

Krissy : Don't you think my 354th pink bag is lovely ?

Mr 49-0 : Huummmmmmm !

Dave Hume : Are you playing to the European Cup ?

Mr 49-0 : What European Cup ?

Vidar : : Kan jeg ta det på norsk ?

Mr 49-0 : Thanks for your question, Vidar. Next one...

Willie : Aren't you polish ?

Mr 49-0 : No, I am not.

Willie : Then, sorry, you can't work for me.

Hanro (talking about paintball): Sounds like fun but you know i will kill you all dead.We will take you on,but the ladys is on our side since thats the only place thye will be safe.So stop your bullshit and take us on.

Mr 49-0 : ???

Hanro : I kill you all dead,bunch of softys you all are We will beat you all.But the ladys is on our side since thats the only place they will be safe .Right girls

Dave Hume : Are you playing to the European Cup ?

Mr 49-0 : Kva ?

Fred : Who is up for a small raclette ? 500 g of cheese per person !

Seb : Yes, I am up.

Mr 49-0 : Me as well.

Karl : What the fuck do you want me to ask you a fucking question ?

Hanro : Exactly. Exactly. That's just bullshit.

Stian : Do you snus ?

Mr 49-0 : No, I don't.

Stian : Excellent ! If you go out of Norway, bring me 20 boxes of snus...

Krissy : Dont you have any ketchup ? I need some ketchup for my burgers...

Mr 49-0 : Junk food... Beeeeeeeuuuuuuuurrrrkkkk !

Ian : Have you noticed my new email adress : thegreatcommunicator@gmail.com ? That's a clever name, isn't it ?

Mr 49-0 : Well...

Steve : How many push-ups, press-ups, bumpies, ..., in a row ?

Mr 49-0 : Push-up ? What's that ? Is it South African ?

Krissy : I have a dream. Can you show me your biceps ?

Mr 49-0 : No problem.

Krissy : Oh, they are huge... So lovely ! You should give your secret to the BRK boys...

Emmet : If you like pink, I can give you a pink mouse. Otherwise, you can get a green one or a blue one. It's so funny to get my mice in different colors.

Mr 49-0 : Give the pink one to Krissy.

Dave Hume : : European Cup... European Cup... European Cup....Europ....

Haakon : I think I did well. Slept 3-4 hours each night. Drinking a lot of beer. Even levelled my own record of 8 pints of Guinness in one night. I even got one of the girls in my class to drink a full pint of Guinness.

Aussie Dave : : What is the smokiest whisky in the world ?

Mr 49-0 : Don't know. You have some very strange questions.

Bradleeeee : : Why does Ian never update the website ?

Mr 49-0 : That's a big mystery. He's probably very busy eating crips in front of his TV.

Derek : Monday : rugby. Tuesday : squash. Wednesday : Innebandy. Thursday : rugby. Friday : Football. Saturday : Rugby. Anyone to play something on sunday ?

Mr 49-0 : Yes... I know the frogs are playing pétanque and drinking pastis at the same time.

Svein-Jarle : Skål for fæn !

Mr 49-0 : Azzzzzoouuummmmm bazoouuummmmm bazzzzooooummmmm......

Trude og Trine : Don't you like the italian soccer players ? They are so good and so cute !

Mr 49-0 : Shut up ! I call Zidane if you keep talking about the italians !

Krissy : Yes, they are lovely. But Jonny... Ohhhhh Jonny ! I want to marry you !

Espen : Heia Brann ! Nei... Fi Fæn ! Eg er så full... Vikiiiing !

Dave Hume : : European cup !

Krissy : : Ketchup...

Dave Hume : : European cup !

Krissy : : Ketchup...

Dave Hume : : European cup !

Krissy : : Ketchup...

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Mr 49-0 : Sorry ! I dont have any time left to answer all the other questions. Next time ! Byeeeee....